FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLS ON MARCUS, THE CAT TO HELP THE FBI PUT AN END TO ORGANIZED HARASSMENT.
Marcus, The Cat, and his Special Ops Team save
the FBI restoring the
Rule of Law and Justice!
YO, Guys let's go --
CLINT, Make My Day Chips and Ratzo Rizzo. Rambo Robin went south for the winter...
Never doubt that a small group of committed "critters" can change the world. In fact, is is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead
ONLY MARCUS, THE CAT, Can Help!
FBI BAFFLED BY THE UNSOLVED ORGANIZED HARASSMENT THAT HAS REEKED (LITERALLY) HAVOC IN AND AROUND THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD.
These crimes are attributed to a secret society of vampires know as the (SSOV). They want power and control of the world.
It is believed that this terrorist cell originated in Romania sometime in the late 13th century. At this time in their history, anything was okay in Romania. But, the Romanians didn’t know much about this secret society. The storytellers swore to their existence, but the people of Romania more often thought of them as fables or the ranting of a delusional mind. But is was not! No No Not - it was NOT!@!!.
The people found that garlic and the Light did keep the darkness from their hearts. The dark presence seemed to disappear. The Romanians were able to sing and dance once more.
Unable to function due to the growing presence of garlic the SSOV established themselves in the then unknown and isolated area now called Translyvania. The Romanians were happy to see the SSOV vanish. Not that they ever actually saw them since they were shrouded in a thick veil of darkness and practiced the art of "Ghosting" ", the preferred skill of cowards. There may have been those who actually did see them, but they very simply did not live to speak of the experience. They just knew they were there and the same way the Romanians knew when they were gone. Romania benefited by cultivating the best garlic in the world. They are still the main producer of the world’s high end garlic.
Nothing was known about “these people”, the SSOV, until the 1960’s. They lived in relative obscurity sucking each other’s blood under a blanket of darkness and righteousness. In the early 1960’s, using advanced stem cell research, they found a way to travel during light for the purpose of reaching their goal -- the world -- and bringing it to the darkness teaching “their is only one way” -- Ya Voll!. Using masses of illicit funds obtained by selling illegal drugs and reeking the benefits of failed US drug programs, they took over the media, infiltrated infrastructure, banking and government. They burned books and were committed to their “one way” mentality. The SSOV supported corruption, abuse of power, a two tier non justice system and anarchy. They created an army of idiots know as the “Dodo Squad”. They worshiped the “Dodo” it was their god. Translyvania has many shrines in homage to their beloved “Dodo”.
It is believed that this terrorist cell originated in Romania sometime in the late 13th century. At this time in their history, anything was okay in Romania. But, the Romanians didn’t know much about this secret society. The storytellers swore to their existence, but the people of Romania more often thought of them as fables or the ranting of a delusional mind. But is was not! No No Not - it was NOT!@!!.
The people found that garlic and the Light did keep the darkness from their hearts. The dark presence seemed to disappear. The Romanians were able to sing and dance once more.
Unable to function due to the growing presence of garlic the SSOV established themselves in the then unknown and isolated area now called Translyvania. The Romanians were happy to see the SSOV vanish. Not that they ever actually saw them since they were shrouded in a thick veil of darkness and practiced the art of "Ghosting" ", the preferred skill of cowards. There may have been those who actually did see them, but they very simply did not live to speak of the experience. They just knew they were there and the same way the Romanians knew when they were gone. Romania benefited by cultivating the best garlic in the world. They are still the main producer of the world’s high end garlic.
Nothing was known about “these people”, the SSOV, until the 1960’s. They lived in relative obscurity sucking each other’s blood under a blanket of darkness and righteousness. In the early 1960’s, using advanced stem cell research, they found a way to travel during light for the purpose of reaching their goal -- the world -- and bringing it to the darkness teaching “their is only one way” -- Ya Voll!. Using masses of illicit funds obtained by selling illegal drugs and reeking the benefits of failed US drug programs, they took over the media, infiltrated infrastructure, banking and government. They burned books and were committed to their “one way” mentality. The SSOV supported corruption, abuse of power, a two tier non justice system and anarchy. They created an army of idiots know as the “Dodo Squad”. They worshiped the “Dodo” it was their god. Translyvania has many shrines in homage to their beloved “Dodo”.
Millions reported missing.......
They established a terrorist movement of covert attack using a special urine formula (administered after blood sucking, of course) that removes all evidence of their targets from the earth. Millions have been reported missing. This phenomenon was growing and going on unreported. No one knows why it hadn’t been investigated sooner? Perhaps, America’s focus was on terrorism outside our borders.
FBI, even with the addition of 750 agents were perplexed. They have not been able to locate the cell’s leaders. And, as everyone who excelled in Organizational Development 101 knows -- the crap starts at the top.
The Dodo Squad recruited many many puppets. Some were actually taught to speak South Carolinian to weaken their victims by psychological torture. Anyone who’s ever tried to communicate with someone from the hills of South Carolina will know what this means. The one common thread for this squad was that they did not think for themselves. And, no no no, they never asked questions.
The Vampire Urine Cell uses “The Lie” to cover their tracks and attribute their anarchy to our government, thus also undermining American’s trust in that government. Lack of truth as to the sources of this atrocity to the “free world” helped to perpetuate it’s success. The strategy it meant to destroy. It’s end result could be the demise of the world as we now know it. The new world would be lead my these creature of darkness. Dodos would rule the world.
FBI, even with the addition of 750 agents were perplexed. They have not been able to locate the cell’s leaders. And, as everyone who excelled in Organizational Development 101 knows -- the crap starts at the top.
The Dodo Squad recruited many many puppets. Some were actually taught to speak South Carolinian to weaken their victims by psychological torture. Anyone who’s ever tried to communicate with someone from the hills of South Carolina will know what this means. The one common thread for this squad was that they did not think for themselves. And, no no no, they never asked questions.
The Vampire Urine Cell uses “The Lie” to cover their tracks and attribute their anarchy to our government, thus also undermining American’s trust in that government. Lack of truth as to the sources of this atrocity to the “free world” helped to perpetuate it’s success. The strategy it meant to destroy. It’s end result could be the demise of the world as we now know it. The new world would be lead my these creature of darkness. Dodos would rule the world.
SPECIAL FORCES TO HELP F.B.I.
In spite of the addition of 750 agents little had been determined. This week it was announced that the FBI was bringing in a “Special Force” to solve this horrific assault upon the American people and the American
way of life. They called in Marcus, also known as “The Cat” and his special team of agents, including Ratzo Rizzo, Rambo Robin and Clint, Make My Day, Chips to solve the mystery, end torture and bring justice and freedom back to the US of A.
Marcus has an extensive history of “sniffing” out terrorists. He had been enjoying art, music, gardening and philosophy until the Riddler hit home and nearly destroyed his human Companion.... Life without getting his back scratched would simply be unbearable to “The Cat”.
Home schooled, Marcus received his advanced degree in “Sniffing”. He simply had a natural talent for this skill. He was called into action at a young age when “The Riddler” struck the small Hudson River village of Dobbs Ferry putting “dumb dumb drugs” into the water supply. For unknown reasons, the dumb dumb drugs, caused cell phones to stick to some of the residents' faces. (Years later the phones still can not be dislodged without major surgery.) In no time, Marcus found The Riddler, who eluded local law enforcement. The Riddler was found hiding out at the local library, pretending to be an agent for the CIA investigating a local resident who was too happy and laughed too loud. The capture of The Riddler earned Marcus “The Cat” the reverence of the local residents. Some even referred to him as the “Cat God”. Their was talk about erecting a statute in his honor. Some even wanted to create a new religion dedicated to him and his words of wisdom..... the CATacism - Marcus said no -- The Way is within you! Happiness and joy are the keys that open the door. Do "you're thing" - "float your own boat" - "fly like an eagle", etc. and don't follow the "box people".
The capture of the Riddler made world news. Revenues increased for the sleepy little village due to all the tickets that were issued to people driving with cell phones attached to their faces. People traveled from near and far to witness this spectacle of weirdness. Local business boomed. As a result, real estate taxes had decreased significantly. Afterwards, many of the spectators settled there because of the low tax base. They also felt secure and safe knowing it was the home of Marcus, The Cat.
Many of the victims of the attached cell phones are said to be connected to the Vampire Urine Cult. All the world is waiting for “The Cat” and his team to find out the truth.
way of life. They called in Marcus, also known as “The Cat” and his special team of agents, including Ratzo Rizzo, Rambo Robin and Clint, Make My Day, Chips to solve the mystery, end torture and bring justice and freedom back to the US of A.
Marcus has an extensive history of “sniffing” out terrorists. He had been enjoying art, music, gardening and philosophy until the Riddler hit home and nearly destroyed his human Companion.... Life without getting his back scratched would simply be unbearable to “The Cat”.
Home schooled, Marcus received his advanced degree in “Sniffing”. He simply had a natural talent for this skill. He was called into action at a young age when “The Riddler” struck the small Hudson River village of Dobbs Ferry putting “dumb dumb drugs” into the water supply. For unknown reasons, the dumb dumb drugs, caused cell phones to stick to some of the residents' faces. (Years later the phones still can not be dislodged without major surgery.) In no time, Marcus found The Riddler, who eluded local law enforcement. The Riddler was found hiding out at the local library, pretending to be an agent for the CIA investigating a local resident who was too happy and laughed too loud. The capture of The Riddler earned Marcus “The Cat” the reverence of the local residents. Some even referred to him as the “Cat God”. Their was talk about erecting a statute in his honor. Some even wanted to create a new religion dedicated to him and his words of wisdom..... the CATacism - Marcus said no -- The Way is within you! Happiness and joy are the keys that open the door. Do "you're thing" - "float your own boat" - "fly like an eagle", etc. and don't follow the "box people".
The capture of the Riddler made world news. Revenues increased for the sleepy little village due to all the tickets that were issued to people driving with cell phones attached to their faces. People traveled from near and far to witness this spectacle of weirdness. Local business boomed. As a result, real estate taxes had decreased significantly. Afterwards, many of the spectators settled there because of the low tax base. They also felt secure and safe knowing it was the home of Marcus, The Cat.
Many of the victims of the attached cell phones are said to be connected to the Vampire Urine Cult. All the world is waiting for “The Cat” and his team to find out the truth.
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ORGANIZED HARASSMENT U.S.OF A. ?
TO BE CONTINUED.........